QDB — Quote #209198 (952)

#209198 (952)

<frubsen> NEVER tell a girl that your dad just died so she feel sorry for you and go out with you
<frubsen> cause when she comes to your door and your dad answers
<frubsen> you got some major problems
<frubsen> FUCK i'm screwed

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