#1017 (364)

(s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work"
(s|urpee) and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?"
(s|urpee) and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll give you Guin"
(s|urpee) and I was like "What the fuck kinda reward is that, that's like saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes""