#5508 (427)
<[ric]> fucking dicks
<[ric]> we have a huge flat screen LCD display in out presentation room
<[ric]> it's worth about £10,000
<[ric]> and now it has "It is safe to switch off your computer" burn into the screen
<roded> hehe
<nakkew> LOL
<Object> hehe
<nakkew> thank god it wasnt a pr0n site burnt into the screen
<nakkew> wouldnt look good for customers
#5509 (480)
<ScumDog> rah
<ScumDog> this "waking up in the morning" stuff is interesting
#5510 (393)
<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P
<Toen> yeah right.
<Toen> "she let me see her bra once"
<Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway"
<Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!"
#5511 (655)
*** Moses is now known as Cain
<Cain> oh no I killed my bro
<KeeperS> ...
<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible
* KeeperS is moved to tears
#5514 (216)
[Lord-Data] damn. wish gdivx had brought me girls instead of fame and money
#5515 (290)
<DAL9000> vanilla coke tastes like ass
<mov> i'd like to taste it..
#5519 (458)
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock
#5520 (190)
<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :(
<automat0n> were you in the dentist's chair?
#5521 (425)
<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
#5522 (126)
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes
<lerk> especially doggie style
<fate-> slap em and ride the waves
#5523 (3328)
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
#5525 (182)
<illz> i just got a text message on my phone
<illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.."
#5527 (268)
<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads
<eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want
<slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want
#5528 (52)
<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD
<Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn
<Blackdog> hands on only, me
<Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff
#5530 (138)
<Spooky> HOLY FUCK
<Spooky> Send her my way when your done
<Anton> will do
<Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that
<Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed
#5531 (145)
<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women
<Spooky> shitty
<Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low
#5533 (344)
<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else
<djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho
<gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom
<djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)
#5536 (902)
*** Joins: meganpreg (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca)
<meganpreg> hi all
<Ghaleon> hello
<geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring #CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +#pakistan #xxx
<geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP
<MachinShi> lol
#5537 (54)
<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.
#5541 (246)
* icenine --train &
<j0ker> luck with your new job
<j0ker> :)
<icenine> not going to my job
<icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face
<icenine> but close enough
#5542 (1830)
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
#5543 (3839)
<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait
#5548 (284)
<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes
<vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ?
<CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour
<vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours
<CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13
<CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny
<CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest
<|]resta> or it could be the HIV
#5577 (323)
<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then trade her in for a new model
#5579 (514)
<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly.