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(1011)PinkBabe571: i have to beat guys off with a stick PinkBabe571: =/ ALLSTAR4212: just beat them off with your hands #670334
(751)JakerzInc> so here i am JakerzInc> logging into irc JakerzInc> and the first thing I see is "hard throbbing cock" Anfael> that's normal, that's how you know it works #670335
(2126)John423: I love her with all my <3. Acsabh: You love her with all your less than 3? Inches? #670375
(16282)<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z <JonTG> wait, shit #670420
(821)<shyster> the other day <shyster> my girlfriend asked me about my wildest fantasies <shyster> I probably shouldn't have told her they all involved other women #670444
(541)<impl> If I were a cow and getting assraped, I wouldn't just be thinking <crimsun> you'd be using emacs. <crimsun> woops, ECHANNEL <iank> That doesn't make sense, but it sounds like he's making fun of emacs so I like it. #670448
(64)<Miri> Can I give you an e-hug? <Jade_Work> yes of course Miri >.> * Miri e-hugs Jade <Rollyn> I want an e-mug <Jade_Work> with e-coffee? :P <Rollyn> So I could sip my e-soda <Rollyn> Until I've had more than e-nough #670450
(292)<balls> my sister is an idiot <balls> my dad was doing something with our phones, so he called my brother (who was at work) to turn off his cell phone. this WHOLE TIME my sister is right at his side. so when hes done, he tells my sister to call my brother and tell him that its ok to turn his cell phone on. so she calls his cell phone, walks into the room and goes "hes not picking up, so i left a message" #670471
(62)<loo> every fucking bj should be two-handed <mit3> actually it pretty much depends. <mit3> like what if you ask the girl to choke herself. <mit3> you gotta pick your poison #670637
(225)<Lucy> Anyways... Like no one is online coz it's friday and everyone is doing stuff and it's not fucking fair coz I wasn't invited. <OnslaughtSix> Aww. <Lucy> Yeah, that's right! <Lucy> So you have to be nice to me! <OnslaughtSix> brb <OnslaughtSix> Sorry, I had to get my violin to play you a sad song on. #670728
(434)<Blarrrg> Holy shit, best idea for a doormat ever. <Blarrrg> 10 HOME <Blarrrg> 20 SWEET <Blarrrg> 30 GOTO 10 #670911
(887)<Sic> I seen a story about a guy who took the horse cock up the ass but it was angled so it pushed in all the way, he died from internal bleeding.. There was a whole video. :p <LLora> your ass is designed for poop <LLora> not for horse cock <antek> i wonder what the last thing going through his head was <antek> BESIDES A HORSE'S COCK #670925
(1049)<Lapsus> Okay, I get an error beep, anyone want to help me decipher it? <Lapsus> it's just regular, long beeps. <Lapsus> beeeeeeep. beeeeeeeep... <Fox> its gaydar. it must be picking up on a local source #671042
(366)handler.: germans like american wrestlers nos-spec: yeah cause american wrestlers look like german girls #671062
(472)<Phroziac> why do they make such huge suvs? <Phroziac> i went to a car dealership today and saw one with a hood that was higher than the roof on my friend's volvo. <Phroziac> and it's an OL, it's not like it's a small car. <Dawson> At the rate they're going, there will be SUVs big enough to use Hummer H1s as escape pods. #671126
(544)<Mandi> why can't I find the picture I want <Borgs> that's because the governement closes those sites and procecute people who download those sorts of pictures #671178
(106)<pg> you cant rape the willing. <pg> rape is the first casualty of consent. #671221
(558)<Vermilion> So I was pushing a Laserjet in a handtruck, and then I saw this lady pushing a baby in a stroller, and suddenly I felt like such a loser. #671254
(168)<fichen973> Your porn is so old that the women in the pictures have offspring with their own porn sites. #671620
(908)<fiednmade> also before last year of my mom accusing me of being crazy for talking to people over the internet <fiednmade> she thought I wasn't really talking to other people <fiednmade> but to myself in some sort of game <fiednmade> and I got medicated and placed in an institution for three months #671747
(239)<Chichi> have u ever been up to neck in pussy? <Ree Cakes> Yeah, when you stand by me. #671819
(623)<Grover> On my linux box, I once swapped out the motherboard, put in a new video card, doubled the RAM, installed a CD burner, installed a RAID array of (6) 200GB SATA Drives, and overclocked the CPU without ever rebooting it <Rusty> Didn't you reboot it a few weeks ago? <Grover> Yeah, I had to reboot to install my Thumb Drive #671860
(1307)TheMan: Can one person type !add 2+2? Node: !add 2+2 Aranjedeath: it dont work Aranjedeath: yeah Zabikten: $calc(2+2) Zabikten: hm Node: !add 2+2 Zabikten: dude Zabikten: it's fucking 4 Zabikten: why do you need a calculator? #672030
(334)<BackF> like a month ago, i moved my mousepad to the left of the keyboard <BackF> to practice, i wanted to switch mouse-hand. <BackF> so, when i got used to it, i went and bought a lefthandmouse <BackF> i spent 2 hours wondering why i was rightclicking all the time #672235
(904)<Method> good evening gentlemen. <Method> would you like to play a game? <Method> It's called "guess what intoxicated state I'm in". <Method> It's really fun. <Method> on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least, 2 being the most, and 10 being somewhere around the middle...