#187 (2101)
*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'
#188 (1149)
<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand
#189 (223)
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
#191 (395)
<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper
#192 (386)
<Quan> they speak "texican"
#193 (217)
<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy
#194 (369)
<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
#195 (1270)
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
#196 (439)
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
#197 (841)
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :'
#199 (142)
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
#200 (73)
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
#201 (1437)
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
#202 (742)
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
#203 (162)
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
#204 (883)
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
#205 (1027)
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
#216 (78)
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
#217 (1022)
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
#218 (632)
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
#223 (752)
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#224 (1001)
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
#225 (729)
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda
#226 (505)
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end
#227 (1740)
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo