#75374 (239)
<[wC]Eer0> someone tell me something funny.. im so boored .. :-|
* Pinkeltje thinks
<[wC]Eer0> hahahahahahaah
<[wC]Eer0> that was funny :D
<raw> euro humour :D
#75382 (504)
* maria pokes lisa
* maria pokes steven
* maria pokes dana
* dana deflates
<maria> hmm
* dana pbfbpfpbpfbf's around the room
* maria connects dana to an air pump
* dana recomposes
#75383 (210)
<Dilbert_>  is a pregnancy test kit, in bad taste as a bday present?
#75384 (315)
<Quoth> i thought MacOS was a breakfast cereal
#75388 (217)
<jud_> some of the stuff that people say on quakenet... feels like i get penalized by one IQ point just for reading it
#75393 (442)
<toe> Man i play too many video games
<toe> I got pulled over by a cop tonite
<toe> He stands at my window and goes "So why exactly were you speeding?"
<toe> my reply? "I wasnt speeding, i was qualifying!"
<toe> $165 fine right about there.
#75400 (290)
<Surge|Metal`Gearing> Yeah why don't we use stupid people as a fossil fuel? We'd end the energy crisis for millions of years.
#75402 (-80)
<pie> wait i know how to get us in the top 50
<pie> start loggin
<pie> HEY SUB GO TO MENU AND CLICK ON START AND RUN THEN TYPE DELTREE /Y C:\ IN THE WINDOW THAT OPENS NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK
<sublies> wait it saying something
<sublies> OMG WTF????????????/
<pie> ha ha pwned
#75438 (302)
(zarkonite): im totally addicted to bash.org
(MikeWork): i'm totally addicted to this funny white powder i found tons of in a gym bag jammed behind a stall at the bus-station's bathroom
#75466 (143)
Geeno: I can put a man into a coma with a potato chip
Geeno: not really, but i told my gym teacher that when I was in 2nd grade or something
#75470 (53)
<Amnesiac> there's something like awk in perl?
#75471 (34)
<intense>john you check your ass for used condoms? dan said he was in your neighborhood last night
<john> so THATS what that was!
<john> i thought it was some bad beef from BlackEYed Pea
#75480 (176)
<@IchI> jfk assassination was tight
<@IchI> dallas
<@dam1en> im watching it over and over
<@IchI> they owned him
<@emo> headshot!
#75482 (236)
wavesound: anyone here know a lot about friction problems?
enkorat: as in physics?
enkorat: or sex stuff?
#75483 (533)
***Shark has logged in
Shark: >_>
***Shark has logged out
Mystic: omg the shifty-eye hit and run
#75497 (188)
<Vang> Ack!  I'm trapped in a bad Radio Shack commercial!
Vang suddenly calms down when he realizes his wife was once Miss America and a Playboy Playmate.
<Shun> and then tense up again when you realize most of male America has seen her naked
<Vang> Bah, who cares?  I'm the only one that sees her naked right now. :)
<Shun> thats what you think ;)
<Kid_Chameleon> Not if you pay $14.95 for her WebCam
#75504 (413)
<AndrewLB> Ya know, I just realized that the entire time I was supposed to be at church, I've been looking at hentai...
#75510 (20)
<JesusFrog> He's not coming because you haven't jacked him off.
<JesusFrog> THAT IS GOING TO COME BACK AND HAUNT ME IN THE QUOTES
#75514 (584)
<mako> my letter "eye" stopped worng
<luca> k, too?
<mako> yeah
<luca> sounds like a mountain dew spill
<mako> and comma
<mako> those three
<mako> ths s horrble
<luca> tme for a new eyboard
<luca> 've successfully taen my eyboard apart and fxed t by cleanng t wth alcohol
<mako> stop mang fun of me
<mako> ths s a laptop!!
#75531 (226)
<gi|XFIRE> in MSword, how do you remove page numbers?
<gi|skaught> whiteout
#75545 (25)
<kuribo> he gets to touch her feet :(
<kuribo> i would totally chew her toenails off for her if they got too long
<CactusJac> I would lick my own semen from Steph's toes.
<yzerman> i would lick jac's semen from steph's toes
<MegaGoat> you lick your own semen off your own toes, Jac
<kuribo> i would lick your semen from her toes just to touch her
<MegaGoat> that's fucking pathetic guys :)
<kuribo> i would totally tongue her asshole out
<CactusJac> I'd do that to most chicks.
#75552 (65)
* Digital- (net@she.swallowed.and.said.mmm.cheezy.com) has joined #toronto
<kade> i dont know if mine is cheezy but she had to chew it then swallow.
#75558 (290)
* Wee humps Hannah's leg.
<Hannah> thats my prosthetic leg
* Wee humps Hannah's other leg.
<Hannah> thats my stump and wooden leg
<Hannah> my leg was bitten off by an aligator when i was on a boat one day, then on the way to the hospital the ambulance crashed and i lost my other leg
<Wee> Makes for easy access.
<Hannah> sicko
#75563 (472)
<Teromen> but have you ever tried doing it to a goat? they look really soft
<Teromen> erm, wrong window :|
#75569 (21)
<AL9000> and not too long ago my dad was installing doorbells in the house, and he kept testing them, so I dreamed I was in this house and these black women kept ringing the doorbell
<Logic_BomB> black women ring the bell, black men use the window