#57407 (-29)
mrdanny: I WANT TO SIT ON A WHITE ICE CREAM CONE
amIbuG: ur ass might get numb
#57411 (281)
<oblique> i dated a canadian once
<Znutar> Did you get a refund?
#57443 (116)
<Yaleman> omg.. you should see a netsplit / join on a warez channel with over 3000 people in it... intense
<Yaleman> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
<Yaleman> it's like a rollercoaster ride man
#57515 (755)
<gazzy> fucken dammit u know it's a bad sign when you wake up and "I R 1337" is written on ur penis :/
#57532 (557)
<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving...
#57535 (539)
<Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them
<Al> that's why it's "Koran"
<Kurt> short for Korean
<Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean
<jre> No, kek is
<Alien> huk of the ke
<Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean?
<jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke
<jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter
<Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks
<Kurt> FREAKIN NERD
<Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides
*Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks
<jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the Zerg homeworld
<jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to Earth
<jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take in Ks and breathe out chop suey
<Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a vacuum.
<jre> LIAR
#57542 (409)
<santa-tim> cause the photo CRIED OUT TO BE HAXORED
<santa-tim> it said
<santa-tim> PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HERE, IT WILL BE FUNNY
#57565 (86)
<Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had a thing for me since high school
<Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!!
<+jdp> sooo
<+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^
<Nephilim> ...
<+jdp> j/k good luck!!!
<Nephilim> Damnit
#57596 (365)
<apoc> my girlfriend called me a fag, jokingly.
<apoc> i think jokingly
#57603 (28)
<kisama> !speedtest
<orge> computer speed is 1125Mhz
<claws03> lurking at 1364Mhz
<SantaJes> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1915Mhz
<kisama> ticks: 148mhz
<kisama> yeah.
<kisama> fear me motherfuckers
<orge> huh?
<orge> ticks?
<orge> i dont know whats lamer ticks or that 148 mhz
#57631 (81)
< dai> my knowledge of c/c++ is comparable to my knowledge of women
< Weeble> dai: got a null pointer huh?
< pairo> You can always read books about C.
< shiwan> dai: that doesn't say very much. :P
< dai> shiwan: you're a cruel one
#57644 (246)
<iaruj> some idiot keeps unplugging lan cable
<seniaguol> is his name...
<seniagoul> whatever your name is?
#57652 (-12)
<MAWKS> i aint a fag
<MAWKS> but ill suck a fags dick
#57733 (0)
<Locke> that reminds me of my orange shirt thingy
<Locke> (its not actually orange mind you)
<Locke> its from their stupid campign for sms messages
<kailus> oh ok
<Locke> it says "r u ok?"
<Locke> and when you turn it inside out it says "i feel gr8!"
<Locke> and im just dying to write "OMG LOL!!!!" on it
<Locke> but the ink will wash off :/
<kailus> hehe awww :\
#57753 (229)
< peter> alanis morrisette is a prime example of why horses shouldn't be allowed to sing.
#57779 (210)
<Lint> too bad the onion wont be allowed to print under martial law.
<Spam_Man> is that where ninjas patrol the streets?
#57799 (664)
<@newt0r> thank god, im atheist
#57804 (844)
<OmkAR> weeeeeee
<OmkAR`> they should have a tv show, where ppl go from cable back to dialup for like a month
<OmkAR`> and they film it
<OmkAR`> like survival
<Spiffeh> rofl
<@q-ReZ> lol
<@d-_-b> haha
#57810 (703)
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#57823 (429)
<DrT> i was on that cruise once.  got really drunk and fucked mini mouse
<katlizy> mini mouse?
<katlizy> is that not just a little kinky?
<DrT> freaked me out when the fake head came off.  turned out to be a really nice guy though
#57829 (1728)
<PigsCantFly> SO MY MUM WAS LIKE "CLEAN YOUR ROOM" AND IM LIKE "NO WAY FACIST" IM THE PUNKEST
<@K0ffing> THEN I SAID I'M 12 NOW MUM I CAN STAY OUT AS LONG AS I LIKE AND SHE SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM SO I STABBED HER WITH MY LINKIN PARK PEN
<PigsCantFly> D00D MY MUM SAID SHE DOESNT WANT ME SKATING IN THE HOUSE BUT I WAS LIKE NO WAY HITLER AND I KICK-FLIPPED TO INDY GRIND ON THE CAT
#57916 (300)
<do0rkn0b> i wanna learn c++ but i am fat
<Tomato> if anything fat helps you learn c++
<Loco-san> cause you cant move from your chair
#57925 (223)
<Slime> Smearing your weiner in dog food and going over to Rex does not count as losing your virginity
<Slime> Trust me, I should know
<Slime> You should have seen the faces at the hospital when I asked where the "Ward for People Who Have Had Their Penises Chewed On By Dogs"
#57928 (238)
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> I just dont have that much maney i can spend
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> Its all tied up in other things
<[5e]-One> like playboy mags and condoms
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> no, i have kazaa and socks
#57933 (192)
<SantaClaus> Santa on @#gaysouthcoast
<SantaClaus> spreading white christmas in all the wrong places