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(894)<tsingtao> I met this girl at work that I'd enjoy having sex with <tsingtao> any advice on how i can bring myself closer to doing so? <TheBaskinator> Just pull down your pants and chase her around. She's bound to fall down sometime. #56419
(122)onlyihavehandle: im like jesus onlyihavehandle: but more cool and less popular #56430
(172)* boricua4life slaps Sholin <Sholin> oh really <boricua4life> yea <Sholin> .up *** BFServ sets mode: +o Sholin *** boricua4life has left #bf1942 #56485
(594)<drlion> what size t-shirt fits me? <drlion> i'm a thin, normal-height 17 year old guy <drlion> medium? large? <moira> consult a pre-existing tshirt in the wooden object located in your current domicile, also known as a "chest of drawers" <drlion> damn it <drlion> i would never have thought of that <drlion> thanks #56490
(42)@Vader Ne[r]d, is there a place on the comp where you can identify what kind of soundcard you have? @Vader I just shocked the shit out of myself [again] #56498
(221)<sexy_westie> lmao. . . . . reminds me of a childhood story <sexy_westie> my grandmother bought my mother (10yrs old at time) a chihuahua pup (cost a bomb apparently) only for the cat to eat it in the first day lmao <sexy_westie> must have thought it was a yapping rat #56509
(113)<MMMaven> I can see the headlines now... "super-modified AIBO captures bin laden!" #56522
(259)<HoaX|ZzZz> lol my mom is wrapping xmas presents listening to hard trance <HoaX|ZzZz> i was like "mom wtf are you doing" <checkered> hahaha too funny <HoaX|ZzZz> she's like "it helps me zone out so i dont actually realize im wrapping presents, its like a drug" <Scire> "hey mom, it's actually better ON drugs... want some?" #56523
(216)<ZiR0> id jack off <Dead_One> i would to, but that would make 15 times today <Dead_One> oh, wait <Dead_One> 01:34:56 <Dead_One> no, its a new day #56527
(814)<StarThorn> Leave it to the computer programmers to shorten the "Year 2000 Millennium Bug" to "Y2K." Isn't that what caused this problem in the first place? #56528
(164)<StarThorn> "What do you think about before you go to bed?" "Sex." "What do you think about when you wake up?" "Sex." "What're you thinking of right now?" "My dog Sparky" "Ok, You're sharing too much, now..." #56536
(404)<Zak-> she's cute as <Zak-> somebody find her for me <Agrajag> are you crazy? i thought females were just things people made up on the internet <Octane> There's only two types of females: *.jpgs and *.gifs. #56545
(456)<krg> stupid fucking church people took all of our parking spaces <Tragic> your parkinglot isn't private for employees and customers? <krg> it is <krg> they ignore the signs <Tragic> "but this is a house of god!" "yeah well this is the parking lot of an evil IT company. fuck off." <Tragic> "our dark lord detests the presence of your honda civic, you must be punished!" #56546
(228)<@Daren> anyone wanna buy a second hand BMW? <@Daren> it fell off the back of a ferry #56554
(1238)<Asmodeus> I hav3 to g3t a n3w k3yboard off my par3nts, brb. <Kur0Tenshi> Why? <Asmodeus> Th3 k3y b3tw33n th3 W and R k3y is brok3n. <Kur0Tenshi> What keys that? #56558
(1910)<Pyroman> NEW RULE <Pyroman> No one may have a name that starts with 'No' <Pyroman> It fucks up my nick completion *** Yukari is now known as NotYukari *** GigaClonWantstoKickNickServ is now known as NotGigaron *** NMR is now known as NotNMR *** DJ_Bytes is now known as NotAlsoDJBY <emphaticallyumopepisdn> You guys are sheep <NotYukari> baa <NotAlsoDJBY> Baaa <NotGigaron> baaa <NotNMR> baaaa #56562
(188)<[BuD]> i think they should do a winona ryder game <[BuD]> grand theft shopping #56600
(335)<Dice> I've done it <Dice> I've made a calculate <Dice> calculater* <Prothe|Studying> make a spell check now #56661
(610)<Blizzard> Man, we have a female wrestler on our team <Nucleotide> We care why? <Blizzard> She's PREGNANT <Sirdoudofapples> Hmmm... <Sirdoudofapples> Seems like an inefficient way to move up in weight class... #56685
(334)[+Aled]: u cant count with out usign your hands [@Trixta]: *sigh* ::: Mode: (Trixta) sets (+b *!~Aled@du-069-0638.access.clara.net) ::: Kick: (Aled) was kicked by (Trixta) (The only superiority complex allowed in this irc room is mine, come back in 10 minutes after your head has shrunk., 10m ban 3) [@Trixta]: i was going to give him a longer ban but i've only got 10 fingers ;) #56686
(27)<Zombie11> <Rax_kun> cocaine was a medicine in the good ole days <- it still is :D #56689
(2971)<danamania> yay I fixed my laptops battery! <danamania> it was so dead, nothing would charge it <danamania> so I gave it the electronic equivalent of a kick in the head, by shorting the +/- terminals for 5 minutes <gelfie> don't they have stickers on them that say they could explode or catch fire by doing that? <danamania> yeah but it's ok, I took them off first. #56702
(248)<N[]vA> I threw a chiken nuget at a trafic cops while driving back home <N[]vA> he was on his bonet talking on his cell phone <N[]vA> fucker has no sence of humor <N[]vA> 850 <N[]vA> agravating a police officer <N[]vA> ROFL <N[]vA> he had mayo on his hat tho <N[]vA> WAHAHAHAH #56708
(584)<Rountree> Wake. Birth. Grow. Pain. Move. Move. Move. Move. Move. Kid. Grow. Teen. Grow. Up. Fall. Up. Crush. Meet. Kiss. Date. Buy. Love. Sex. Ring. Join. Smile. Kids. School. Dance. Hug. Hold. Rift. Leave. Hate. Gone. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Life. Ha. Bang. Dead. <+MegamanX2K> Shut. <+MegamanX2K> The. <+MegamanX2K> Fuck. <+MegamanX2K> Up. #56712
(269)<Avie> the only effect that videogames have had on my morals is deciding what weapon I would kill someone with if I did