#54474 (552)
<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> I've had the internet since I was 9
<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> course back then, when I looked for porn, I'd type "pictures of men and woman having sex"
<rpliving> now u just type in "pictures of men"
#54490 (292)
<Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.
<Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything
<Tessai|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!
#54519 (174)
(shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I cant help but dislike you.
(@Arrow) "teratoryatal"
(@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's proper spelling
(@Arrow) territorial
(shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell
#54520 (17)
<Trestkon> A girl got her tonsels (sp?) out, so we all sign the card, and someone gives it to her, and she's like "..."
<Trestkon> cause she can't talk yet:P
#54531 (524)
<HistoryHm> well, i could never date her
<HistoryHm> three strikes rule
<HistoryHm> republican
<HistoryHm> christian
<unga-work> conscious
#54543 (1004)
Tarja: TODAY in auto shop
Tarja: there was this giant spider crawling about in Penguin's engine and i insisted no one kill it
Tarja: then Penguin came back (it was his car) and i showed him it
Tarja: and he was like, oh yeah, that's the engine spider, he checks the oil and stuff
Tarja: makes sure everything's running ok
#54546 (162)
<Fogie> not a tivo, just a creative labs tv tuner card with tivo-like functionality
<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if i had that card fogie, i would rip the trinity broadcasing network 24/7
<Fogie> what is that, pr0n?
<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if televangelists for jesus = pr0n, then yes
<Fogie> to each his own
<Fogie> somewhere in America a man is jerking off to jesus
#54550 (282)
<nondesc> All I need's a basic optical mouse.
<nondesc> This Logitech is like $12 street price.
<Livewireo> Strret price? are you buying illegal mice from ugly mexicans on the street corner?
#54552 (281)
*** KeeperX (KeeperX@24.120.83.177) has joined channel #idle
<KeeperX>: ...
<KeeperX>: Why isn't anyone talking?
#54580 (197)
<Gobblin> this guy i know is getting like a microwave connection or something
<Gobblin> sounds pretty 1337x0rz
<avat> "damn you old man with your pacemaker, you are slowing my uploads"
#54582 (275)
<Throttle> man, farting in the shower kinda kills that whole clean feeling u get
#54588 (520)
<BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask  you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
<Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came on over the intercom -
<Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"
<mike> :P
<mike> i wanna be a pilot
<mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"
<mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!"
<Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive."
<Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired!
<Glaug-Eldare> =D
<mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground!
<Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while they're taking off?
<mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming
#54652 (212)
<miz> man, you just pushed the geek meter right off the scale with the combined MS bash and LOTR reference
#54715 (155)
* +MegamanX2K takes out a freon thrower and freezes Sitara to the core
* +MegamanX2K then raises her body above his head and shatters it
<+MegamanX2K> FATLITY
<+MegamanX2K> err
<+MegamanX2K> FATALITY
<+MegamanX2K> ...damned typos
<Snow_Angel> fatlity?
<Snow_Angel> is that some sort of gamer geek word?
<+MegamanX2K> It's Mortal Kombat, but Scorpion let himself go
#54722 (1145)
<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into small groups and each was asked to state what skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it was a reference to Hannibal, known for his leadership qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants."
#54729 (356)
<Jessica> lol my grandpa has gay dogs Lol
<Jessica> he has two big dogs and they are both boys and they were umm lol
<Anthony> I SAW!
<Anthony> that's sick
<Anthony> heh
<Jessica> my day was boring
<Anthony> not that boring if you saw gay dogs! heh
<Jessica> I laughed and told them to get out of me
<Jessica> lol
<Jessica> OOPS
<Jessica> out of my room
<Jessica> not me
<Anthony> hahahahahahahaha
#54742 (274)
<kleitin> where are u guys from?
<Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands
<kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?
#54757 (285)
<TrouT> anyone know what this means:
<TrouT> python2.1: can't open file '/usr/local/sbin/RegisterVh3Service'
<+toad-> I think python2.1 can't open the file /usr/local/sbin/RegisterVh3Service
#54760 (467)
<DarkLich> DarkLich had his first homosexual encounter =(
<DarkLich> It was horrid. I'm not 100% straight.
<DarkLich> NOW
<DarkLich> NOW. I said NOW 100% straight.
#54791 (196)
<GregMoore> -v raxor
<GregMoore> FUCK
<GregMoore> lol
<GregMoore> -ox raxor
<GregMoore> -o raxor
<GregMoore> HOW DO I FUCK YOU OVER!
#54793 (229)
(rooster): So, are you hard at work
(rooster): or
(rooster): HARD, at work
#54794 (200)
<ChuckD> so i got a massive summer sausage today
<ChuckD> what happened
<ChuckD> is i was talking about summer sausage
<ChuckD> and my friend said "i can bring ya summer sausage! i have tons!"
<ChuckD> i thought he was joking
<ChuckD> sure enough, he shows up with a massive summer sausage
<ChuckD> people looked at me funny
<ChuckD> i was carrying around a summer sausage, after all
<Dancer_the_Reindeer> or were you just happy to see them?
#54801 (9)
<NIH> Dec 12 1917
<NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen dead.
<NIH> Worst... or best?
#54802 (237)
<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen
<Frostlion> no it'sn't
<tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling
#54809 (339)
<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted ;)
<DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it