#52028 (312)
<@humble> soliciting sex with an underage minor gets +2 sentence points for using a computer
<@jsb> you've got jail
#52029 (180)
<@synec> with only 32 bits of address space, it's no wonder we all keep bumping into each other
#52034 (18)
<toddzilla> wtf, why does paypal take so goddamn long to clear things now
<toddzilla> paid for on the 2nd, expected clear date on the 6th.. bullshit
<#1 Webbie> Because EBay bought them out
#52036 (201)
(@|404|Destro): you just got banned from #life, nerd.
#52041 (325)
* KiLLerMiK has joined #tonyhawksproskater
<KiLLerMiK> are we talking about tony hawk?
<bens0nio> mmm wendy's bacon cheeseburger
<KiLLerMiK> best combo?
<bens0nio> best combo is #2
#52056 (505)
<@kram> !banme wibble
* @Arrow throws a brick at wibble
<@kram> cool
<@Smidge204> !banme everyone else
* @Arrow throws a brick at everyone else
<Stryke> !banme
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*bopper@dialup-63.214.93.70.Dial1.Boston1.Level3.net
* Stryke was kicked by Arrow (You fell for it; hook, line, and sinker.)
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*** VirginUmboo has joined #html
<VirginUmboo> lo
<VirginUmboo> how do i gret a shocwave file in my html?
* Anapaest googles for "gret"
*** VirginUmboo has left #html
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*** Joins: Currawon1 (~currawong@GizNet-43538.b.006.syd.iprimus.net.au)
*** Quits: Currawong (~currawong@210.50.98.GizNet-34072) (Client exited)
<KGL-900> Currawong, if you ever want to kill your ghost, the command is: /msg giznick ghost KGL-900 steamshovel
#52087 (809)
<Mog> Anyone else having extreme AIM problems?
<Seifer> Nope.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Yeah. I can't seem to fuckin' pee in the bowl today. >:
<rabid_si[FFX]> It's all up the fuckin' walls.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Er...
<rabid_si[FFX]> Oh.
<Mog> ...
<Seifer> Lol.
<rabid_si[FFX]> You mean AOL Instant Messenger.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Right...
* rabid_si[FFX] whistles.
#52089 (350)
<@Zigatoola> man i wish my dick wasnt so big, I get sick of my gf saying it hurts when I slam into her
<Eastsidaz> «Zigatoola» yeah.. a 12 yrs old get easily scared of a 4 inch dick
#52100 (265)
<dredg> I drove a Lotus Esprit S2 today
<dredg> it was nice
<chevrofreak> i jerked off today
<chevrofreak> it was boring
<dredg> heh
<dredg> I'm... *yawn*... cumming...
<dredg> *looks at watch*
<chevrofreak> yeah basically
#52112 (1263)
<Billo3121> i need to douche my asscrack in the shower
<Billo3121> later dudes
* Billo3121 is now known as Billo|douching
<@trollusk> ... that's it. i'm done with irc.
#52125 (246)
notkmad: whats the 35 for
Stemp35: how many times I give head a week
iluvduke213105: wjat?
iluvduke213105: what are u talkin about?
Stemp35: he asked me what the 35 meant on my name
notkmad: and the same goes for the 213105 ?
#52136 (541)
<LIQuid> my mom is convinced that i need milk
<LIQuid> yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced cows
<LIQuid> all she says "dont make me get your father"
<Deke> your dad is going to breastfeed you?
#52141 (146)
<Al-Koholik> hm
<Al-Koholik> I have a taste for violence
<Al-Koholik> IE quake 3
<LuisX> Internet Explorer Quake 3?
#52154 (519)
<Gwuffy> i found one mistake in harry potter 2 :)
<Gwuffy> not a biggy but i saw it both times
<CoRDS> that people cant fly on broomsticks?
#52155 (378)
<-- debutante has quit (This is for the guys who are mastrubating: LARGE BLEEDING ASSHOLE. (Hopefully that made you limp.))
<Pixelated> limp !
<Pixelated> that got me rock hard
<hardlined> you too?
<hardlined> Got a cam?
#52174 (184)
<JynxDaddy> 3boy should i get it 2nd hand?
<Threeboy> its a book man.
<Threeboy> the worst thing that can be in it is semen.
<Threeboy> go for it.
<JynxDaddy> :|
#52186 (234)
<Cyclonus> Fucking paper plate cut my finger!
<Red_Sky> Cast it into the DARK corner of the basement!
<MossadMan> Along with the fish heads and condoms.
<Red_Sky> Condoms, why the hell would he have those?
<Red_Sky> That's like Jesus buying waterwings.
<Red_Sky> He ain't nevah gonna use 'em!
#52193 (580)
<KoaL> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast into Ethiopia
#52207 (186)
<PuchikoChan> it's like the least spoken strand of jewish language
<PuchikoChan> like some kinda porno movie
<PuchikoChan> eerrr, disregard that last comment
<SkyLancer> err
* js8|finals wonders how tera went from linguistics to porn in one sentence
#52229 (1270)
* okram is sad
<@Aslan> why are you sad, Okram?
<okram> one of my fellow clan mates in tfc died in a car accident
<Tomalak> Didn't he respawn?
#52251 (292)
<Terrorwolf>YES! NOS CHOOL!
<ALW>Sounds like you need to get your ass back there to me.
#52267 (50)
<@HomeBrewR> "This combo includes a great Asus XP motherboard with onboard video+audio, AMD Athlon XP 2000+ processor with cooling fan & 256MB PC133 SDRAM memory" heh...no bottleneck there
<@DeadKenne> yikes pc133 ram?!
<@HomeBrewR> dk, yeah...exactly
<@DeadKenne> that's kind of like tying one arm and a leg together, then trying to run a race
<@da4> hehe
<@DeadKenne> you'll make it there... eventually
<@DeadKenne> the cpu must have to idle alot
<@da4> "designed by Apple hardware engineers"
#52270 (529)
<CelestialFool> You know, cheetos are actually really good, you just can't stop muching on these things. Ive had about 2 bags worth already
<CelestialFool> Oh shit, diahrrea
<Kamiru> Dangerously cheesy indeed