#89 (915)
<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !
#90 (728)
<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.
#91 (1266)
<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
<Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.
<MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96
#92 (2072)
<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
#93 (1512)
<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
#94 (1277)
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
<iMike-> and it's not working properly
#95 (-18)
<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana
#96 (1480)
<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
<VIVI> Microsoft Word
<VIVI> Microsoft Excel
<VIVI> Solitaire
#97 (689)
<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
#98 (7425)
<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
#100 (202)
<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back
#101 (146)
<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?
#102 (1209)
<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
<Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp
#103 (1625)
<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
<matt`> called "babies"
#105 (1067)
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
#106 (315)
<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup!
#107 (557)
<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
<ckx> and i was considering it for awhile
#109 (1066)
<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they?
<Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins
#110 (4253)
<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'
<Ohtani> err
<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?
#111 (1368)
<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
<DigDug> How much?
<jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life
#112 (1253)
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
#114 (795)
<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it
#115 (7561)
<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
#116 (193)
<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
<DigDug> Yes.
<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello
<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug
#117 (1276)
<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?