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#41824 (369)

<tigga> (_|_) (|_) (_|_) (_|) (_|_)
<tigga> thats u shakin ur (_|_)
<S4L3M> and this is you when i do it: 8=M==D 8===MD 8=M==D 8===MD

#41825 (1924)

<mh_> str8 up mf i was afkin 4 a sec & that mutha goes all stfu on me
<mh_> wtf? 4 nothin at all
* harm consults Oxford's Non-Abridged Gangsta Abbreviations Explicator
<mh_> gtof
* harm consults harder

#41845 (271)

<dyno> Anyone ever gotten the error "Network Cable Unplugged" ?
<kash[]> yea it means your network cable is unpluged
<dyno> at first I thought it was because of an IRQ setting, but we fixed that.. and I am still getting that error.

#41851 (707)

*** joet (~joet@ilm25-44-179.ec.rr.com) has joined #javascript
<joet> hey
<Object> hey joe
<yossarian> where you going with that gun of yours?
<yossarian> hey joe, i heard you shot your woman down
<[Roosta]> shot her down to the ground?
<joet> umm huh?
<impatient> hey joe, where you gonna run to now?
<joet> I think you have me mistakened with somone else

#41855 (343)

* +abinnie has an english essay to do before his teacher realises the floppy disc he gave her has holes punched in the media
<@quip> :D
<+abinnie> and is actually a dos boot disc
<@FrozenFood> lol

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#41863 (197)

« caffeine-killer » can someone help me with how to protect your computer from mirc

#41882 (354)

<@Dza> you g/f's so fat her pic is ~3 megs?

#41884 (264)

<Wayne-aw> 99.9% of the time, the problem lies between the keyboard and the chair.

#41890 (711)

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#41895 (415)

<0oyeaho0> Hey, i have a new boyfriend. hes so dreamy, and i'm so in love with him. Hes so nice and sweet. I just adore him. I feel like ive known him forever.
<oaklandfoo1> where's he from?
<0oyeaho0> uh, im not sure.

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#41903 (563)

<Denium> cassy do you mind if i delegate something to ya?
<Cassy> as long as i can do it in the morning ....i'm totally dead .....had a gig earlier tonight and i'm like a zombie lol
<Denium> wow
<Denium> i only do like 500mb/day
<Denium> at most
<Cassy> a SHOW
<Denium> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<Cassy> you know ....play music!?

#41922 (213)

<TNK> sweden is the most wasted land in the world- so many beautiful girls, and because it's cold there they wear too many clothes =]

#41949 (535)

<Nago> JESUS IS A COOL GUY! I BET HE LIKED PORNO!
<Pete> I bet he liked bondage
<Pete> took it too seriousley one day though....

#41955 (54)

<Nago> i saw this sticker
<Nago> that said
<Nago> Got Jesus?
<Nago> and i was thinking
<Nago> got milk? i want a glass of jesus.
<Nago> Jesus h. christ.
<Nago> id like a glass of that.
<Venoman> frothy warm glass-o-christ

#41958 (172)

<@BloodNose> ooh, I could be getting cable in the next 2 months-ish
<@BloodNose> :D:DD
<@BloodNose> what's that WB of blender's that makes some reference to me getting cable, can anyone remember?
<@BloodNose> it's like "the day blood gets cable, I'll <something something>"
<@sevr> "quit sucking cock"
<@sevr> keep in mind tho he never thought you'd get cable :/

#41967 (338)

<Z> Long ago there were 2 kinds of cave men. The ones who hunted and slept with the women, producing strong children. The others hid alone in their part of the forest and made love to crude holes they carved in trees.. The hunters evolved into normal functioning adults of modern civilization. The others became linux users.

#41968 (284)

<qwerty> that girl told me its a sin to wank
<qwerty> and i deleted like 200 megs of pr0n :(
<xor|shabl> !@$N$:@NK$!K!@N
<Wanderer> muahahaha
<Kristoph> tell her you want to sin all over her face :D

#41974 (288)

<Ramza> there's this wierd kid watching everything that I type sitting beside me
<Ramza> yes you
<Ramza> I don't see anyone else
<Ramza> go away obviously I don't want you to do this

#42009 (501)

<cheesewad> I want to take nunchuck lessons so when I go to jail I can bust out with the soap on a roap and beat up all those ass fuckers.
<Allen4> What are you going to jail for?
<cheesewad> stealing soap on a rope.

#42020 (881)

<roman> skitzo, dude, when i was like 8 or something, i was on the floor .. on my back, trying to see my asshole.. and i was sucking air in with my asshole.. and farting it out.. when my brother walked in on me.. and i lost control of my stomach and a fucking turd popped out and landed on my chest

#42025 (349)

<DaGGeR> When you talk to a woman about sex it's sexual harassment but when they talk to you about sex it's $2.99 a minute =)

#42033 (317)

<AutistiCat> Anyone know how to get a halogen light bulb to fit into a halogen lamp thing?
<Ochopatas> Push on it
<AutistiCat> It has two little things sticking out and they won't go in...
<AutistiCat> If I push any harder it'll break before it goes in.
<Sensi> you slide it in and rotate the light. it should lock in
<AutistiCat> It won't slide in. It's like the holes are too small.
<Squinky> Wait until it passes adolescence.

#42034 (627)

<Ih8tjon> throwing a match into like, a BUCKET of gasoline won't do anything.
<Ih8tjon> cause, you know, the liquid will actually put it out before it can burn stuff.
<marek> m'am, i've just informed the good people at the Darwin Awards. They promised me they'd keep an eye on you.