#37519 (455)
<vect0r> i think they have something called a "real life" i've heard the others talking about it
<vect0r> i've never seen any screenshots though
<vect0r> so i have no clue what that is
#37520 (1380)
<@Zen> So Sean's toaster has two settings:
<@Zen> toast
<@Zen> and bagel.
<@Zen> But it's not a switch/
<@Zen> It's a dial.
<@Zen> So I guess if your bread is 60% bagel
<@Zen> this toaster can handle it.
#37526 (15)
(Nitelen) my ejaculation has a high alcohol content
(Nitelen) that explains why i'm always drinking it
#37531 (368)
<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol
<Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes ... "whoa, you still live here?"
#37532 (705)
<Sauron> nazis steal everything from other cultures
<Sauron> swastica = stolen, salute = stolen, skinhead name = stolen
<Sauron> nazi banners = stolen
<Sauron> nazi eagle = stolen
<r3q> world domination = priceless
<Sauron> lol
#37534 (446)
<FlyNavy> I'm on irc, discussing why I can't get laid
<FlyNavy> and I realize
<gee> muahahaha.
<FlyNavy> I can't get laid cause I'm on irc all the fucking time
#37540 (226)
<Rossell> saw this boy I knew today
<Rossell> and I had a startling realisation he was actually a she!
<Rossell> so for 2 years I was believeing that this girl was a boy.
<Rossell> so that answers my query about her putting perfume on
#37543 (152)
* DerianX sets mode: +m
<DerianX> Try to talk.
* DerianX sets mode: +v GWA
<DerianX> Now try.
<GWA> try what?
<DerianX> ...
<Gaz> It's mainly used for big channels tho
<DerianX> To talk.
<GWA> my mic is not setup lol
<DerianX> ...
<Gaz> rofl
#37553 (340)
<Sorted^> half-life?
<Sorted^> is that like simcity?
<Halo--> I think so, but you shoot people.
#37558 (273)
<HandiKap23> Man, I am completely in love with this girl and I don't even know her name.
<uk55> hmmm, is it Sarah ?
<HandiKap23> I told you I dunno her name
<uk55> what about Tanya?
<HandiKap23> shut up man, I really need your serious advice on this one.
<uk55> is it Lisa, or Betty,  what about Nora, Catherine is possible, hey maybe its Barbara, yeah Barbara, definitely Barbara- I think it is Barbara
<HandiKap23> you are an asshole
*** Quits: HandiKap23
#37572 (207)
<Infomastr> i have the recrod for being the only person to make an ISO of ms calculator
#37577 (323)
<LucyAway> Pina coladas are girl drinks too
<LucyAway> They are just so fruity and cold
<Nailbunny> like queer eskimos
#37578 (532)
<rapty> I'm doing homowork. :(
<rapty> Err. homework.
<BLiZZ> ROFL.
<rapty> It was a typo. Seriously.
#37583 (364)
<Basketcase> Spliffy I got a kitty today!
<Basketcase> Paris gave him to me!
<Basketcase> he's the cutest little thing
* Basketcase sighs
<Basketcase> I love that man
<Spliff> lol
<Spliff> pussy for some pussy
<Spliff> cute
<Basketcase> Shut up
#37584 (843)
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
#37594 (1011)
* beer-chan back 20:28:35 EST (shower) gone: 1709wks 2days 23hrs 42mins 18secs
<beer-chan> YES
<beer-chan> best shower ever
#37614 (165)
<jen14> *sigh* for my first real question of the night - anyone here run linux on a tablet?
* OldMonk ran it on a viagra once... wasn't so good, couldn't kill any processes at all.
#37619 (623)
<DB> So, anyone have a secret to immortality they would like to share with me?
<Nidoking> Don't die.
#37622 (346)
<Emerald> <green>Is IRC html?</green>
#37634 (147)
<@anorexicpoodle> so the cable modem is plugged directly into your comp
<KooGooShii> lemme check
<KooGooShii> yup
<KooGooShii> i just unhooked it and checked
<FinalLancer> /notice me if you get it up, imma gonna be doing stuffs
<KooGooShii> yet im still on the internet
<KooGooShii> isnt that weird
<@anorexicpoodle> uhh
<@anorexicpoodle> what port did you unhook
<KooGooShii> lets see how long i can go without my modem plugged in before i get disconnected!
KooGooShii «~aliasmpu@24.114.112.97» has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#37637 (339)
<ColeW> heh, i just had to tackle my brother
<ColeW> he tried to look at my internet history =(
<obithrawn> How old is he?
<ColeW> ummm....13..14...
<ColeW> one of those
<obithrawn> Oh, good move then.
<ColeW> i was like, why is he racing towards the computer....OH SHIT!
<Yawgatog> I think it's time you and he had a chat about the Bird Maidens and the Killer Bees
<ColeW> no one will ever know about my hairy underaged russian transexual fetish
<ColeW> ...
<ColeW> did i just say that out loud?
<CrazyLich> no you typed it
<ColeW> oh...phew
* CrazyLich copy + pastes quote.
#37645 (325)
<drdink> drwiii: pipe it, assmonkey.
<drwiii> |
#37648 (427)
Tre Moi: OMFG I JUST POURED ICEWATER DOWN MY PANTIES
WaCKo3629: ......
WaCKo3629: I don't see how you could accidentally do that.
WaCKo3629: Or not realize what would happen.
#37649 (271)
Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered
UPC747|Rob: yeah
BouncyFish: It's called the internet.
#37650 (671)
<CaptainCanada231> I mean, it's not like she'll be the senior pron queen for nothing.
<CaptainCanada231> *prom