#21441 (169)
<Kaze_Shinmen> Not that I am homosexual. I just like toting rainbow colored girly things.
#21455 (188)
<Chikster> Oh wow ur little comments can go fuck a goat.
<Chikster> LoL
<Chikster> now that i read what i said i see where u got that.
<BadCaleb> i'd pay to see that.. i can't explain why, though
<nyisles> text on a computer screen can't exactly have sex with a goat...
<Chikster> well..true
<Chikster> but someday
<BadCaleb> in  aperfect world.. words will roam around, fucking all sorts of animals
<BadCaleb> but not mine..
#21516 (13110)
<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;)
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
#21521 (319)
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> Hey Saka, or Paul.. someone.. I need a boy
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> bot
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> **
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> >_<
#21667 (248)
<TheWoland> If anyone molests me while I'm gone, take some pictures for my website
#21668 (159)
<Disciple> i'd give head to a guy before I'd kiss him
#21680 (569)
<ic3m4n> i have 6 usb ports
<c00l_zero> what for??
<ic3m4n> modem, mouse, webcam, scanner, printer and 1 just in case...
<ic3m4n> i was trying to find the modem one...
*** ic3m4n has quit IRC: (Connection reset by peer.)
*** ic3m4n has joined #cad
<ic3m4n> yep, that was the one...
#21699 (456)
<Rasterburn> Is there a way to split a file at a specific byte?
<0dan0> no
<0dan0> unless you are using a "computer"
<0dan0> then it can be done
#21713 (297)
<the-low> it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face
#21722 (460)
<@GameBot> 186. Why is the sky blue?
<Anima-> prism
<@GameBot> Here's a hint: The colour wavel***** ** **** ** ******* **** *** ***** *******
<Anima-> :(
<Anima-> haha
<infinitySPZ> ..........
<Serimestari> yyyyyeah.......
<infinitySPZ> This is why some questions shouldn't get into trivia
#21725 (19)
<@GameBot> 206. What is the name of the most southerly village in mainland Britain?
<Serimestari> scottland
#21732 (427)
* Zibzib hees. "go tahoe" -> "gotahoe.com" <-- Worst URL Faux Pas Ever
#21742 (466)
<Darkness9> *wonders how many girls he could fit in a back seat of a car*
<Zibzibzib> depends.. if you're in the car, none
#21756 (430)
<Stiffler> How's it going.
<FlyNavy> eh
<FlyNavy> been better
<FlyNavy> pretty much out of resin to smoke...
<FlyNavy> and I still don't have:
<FlyNavy> a job
<FlyNavy> a car
<FlyNavy> money
<FlyNavy> weed
<FlyNavy> or pussy
<Stiffler> So basically...
<Stiffler> It's all the same.
<Stiffler> ROFL
<FlyNavy> I need a job so I can get a car so I can have money to buy weed
<FlyNavy> which I'll then use to get pussy
<Stiffler> Indeed
<FlyNavy> which'll then need to be maintained by a job
<FlyNavy> which to get I'll need a car
<FlyNavy> and for that I need money
<Stiffler> But you see, you first need the pussy to get the weed to get the money to get the car to the job..
<FlyNavy> so I could try selling weed
<FlyNavy> :D
<FlyNavy> exactly...if I had some pussy, she could tell me where to get weed to I could sell it to buy a car to get a job to maintin the pussy that I'll get with weed which I'll buy with money left over from buying a car that I earned at my job
<Stiffler> Indeed
#21761 (172)
<JesusGink> ;D
<JesusGink> er
<JesusGink> :D
<JesusGink> hard to take off bra and hit shift-; at the same time
<tabbyfoo> lol
#21768 (372)
<RageRules> Well I have woots Ip address
<RageRules> That's cool
<%mrWoot> hack me?
<RageRules> Why not?
<%mrWoot> how dare you
<RageRules> Give me 43 and a half reasons why I shouldn't
<POLKA> rage, ill give you 1
<POLKA> because you cant
#21778 (769)
votewithabullet8: so whats up?
votewithabullet8: today better than yestderday?
cochese04: not really
cochese04: tonight I drank a big ol' glass of milk
cochese04: then I remembered I'm lactose intolerant
cochese04: that's an "oh fuck" moment
#21781 (475)
<worldspawn> <-- so gay
<worldspawn> FUCK
<worldspawn> wait
#21782 (49)
<Wingar> so what now
<DIV|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it
<Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on
#21783 (178)
<isajeep> I was waiting for a call from one earlier, and I fell asleep next to my server and had a nightmare about my computer
<isajeep> an dI missed the call
<NickBlasta> what was it about?
<isajeep> im not joking...its actually really pathetic
<isajeep> I had a dream my mother was tring to run coax cable inside my comp to get better reception
<RatBreath> sweeeet
<benutne> thats horrible
<RatBreath> isa, you should be shot for that dream
#21784 (338)
<user> uhhh.
<IJ> Hi.
<user> hi. I'm still having problems with the akick.
<IJ> On which channel?
<user> I was opped, then I got disconnected, and now my ghost just permbanned me.
#21787 (1472)
*** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet
<Foxworth> ...
<Foxworth> must...
<Foxworth> resist...
<Foxworth> urge...
*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
*** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))
#21788 (2664)
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
#21790 (350)
<Guilty> Mmm
<Guilty> I love this song
<Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole because I was looking at the sky
<Guilty> Which happens nearly daily
#21795 (641)
<Mercster>   ever shot a Glock?
<Eppy>   i don't know any glocks, but if they're like most people i've met, i probably wouldn't mind squeezing off a few rounds at them