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(261)<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ? <PovRayMan> fap fap fap #17902
(258)<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with water and filling myself up with beer in the back yard <ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson #17907
(154)<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now. <George> : Onward and upward. <George> : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near. <3hreeD> : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes <George> : Yeah, like run the net. #17915
(59)<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge <incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know <Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard #17916
(115)��� SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client Exiting) ��� Bluemoon [xxx@yyy] has joined #eee ��� mode/#eee [+o Bluemoon] by ChanServ ��� SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client Exiting) ��� Bluemoon [xxx@yyy] has joined #EEE <fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing? <fester> exercising process creation? <GunnX> something like that <fester> you'll bend your fork() :) #17923
(173)<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody <PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that #17925
(664)<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and kisses me! <waramp> what a fag! #17927
(46)<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town. <JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump. <baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers. More grip that way. <baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC. #17929
(52)<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP SELLING STUFF_ <InSoc> Heh. <Destruya> That can only be done by incredibly large amounts of trading <MrEnthusiasm> it doesnt help that a bunch of big companies are going down in flames so people panic and sell thinking others will also burn and in fact promote them to die as well <quatoria> there's every reason for investors to think other companies will burn <quatoria> the recent accounting problems are indicitive of a much larger decay within corporate america, and investors know it. <quatoria> they also know bush trying to present himself as a corporate reformer is a total frigging joke. #17931
(198)<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had interactive multimedia on it <MrEnthusiasm> what it meant was 2 buttons, one to play the cd and one to connect to a site #17939
(219)<Neo_Rockman> ummm... if it's friday the 7th, does this mean that in 7 more days it will be friday the 13th? <Neo_Rockman> wait.. #17941
(224)<GameFang11> He says, and he pulls out sword from the wall <GameFang11> he loses 3 HP <GameFang11> The Thief attacks Christ <Chris-Hotwire-Ashtear> hehehe <GameFang11> DAMN! *Chris <Drakkor> man <Drakkor> you are going to hell #17942
(272)<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D <Jibble> I so thought I'd failed that history exam too <MrEnthusiasm> its a computer error <MrEnthusiasm> you should be getting a letter in the mail rather soon explaining why your financial aide has been revoked <Jibble> I don't have any financial aid <MrEnthusiasm> got the letter I see #17944
(52)<Jarp> i am 19 years old <Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals #17945
(377)<Iggz> screw it <Iggz> i'm gonna put this cottage cheese on my sandwhich <Iggz> and no ones gonna stop me #17946
(177)<Smaointe> giving birth to anything made of glass would be a pretty tricky business #17950
(146)<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up and leave #17955
(47)<tim``> i dont <tim``> have pants <tim``> im poor <Unforgiven> lol <Unforgiven> loin cloth? #17959
(335)<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum <W0RMW00D> scrotum <d1rge> damn im hungry #17960
(202)<Kirke> I had interests too <Kirke> But they all ended in court #17961
(129)<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy <BiMP> oh what fun <Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the parts, just like xmas :D <BiMP> yeah <BiMP> and they better not be in peices <BiMP> *glares at santa* #17966
(107)<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd <ALT--F4> i have spend up to 14 hours on here at a time <ALT--F4> its my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis. <Majin-Buu> k you are weird <Majin-Buu> ill have to take ur nick into consideration Parts: Majin-Buu (none@h24-66-113-73.tb.shawcable.net) [21 users] #17967
(183)<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and with a k then referring to floppies :o <Ace0522> sometimes i'll lable a vcd disc1 and disk2 <Ace0522> it's just random with me <LlamaKing> heh <Ace0522> sometimes i accidently write dick b/c im thinking of both...and the "S" just gets dropped out <LlamaKing> LOL <Ace0522> then i scratch it out best i can and re-write it <LlamaKing> dick1 and dick2 <LlamaKing> haha #17971
(202)<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~ <SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box <glacius> that'll sound good... <glacius> till they're stolen. #17973
(353)<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money. <Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/ <Lyfe> disregard Morlack coughs <Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout? <Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women.