#16359 (532)
<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
<knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
<knox> now i just wear dresses
#16361 (2351)
<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online
<Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet
<Jake> but she wanted a picture
<Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine)
<Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'"
<Jake> bummer
<Jake> so i say
<Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs
<Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef
<Jake> i say yeah
<Jake> she changes her mind about meeting
<Jake> i tell her to go fuck herself
#16362 (210)
<SaraMarie> the houston texans
<SaraMarie> how original
<toast_> do they have an open container as a mascot?
#16363 (254)
<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel?
<Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed to go?
<K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it might be an intriguing experience...
<MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational" sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get banned...
#16364 (-42)
<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the bullshit new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!!
#16365 (205)
<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent
#16366 (18)
<eriq> ins should be like 'yoink' and throw elian's little communist cuban ass on de plane.
#16367 (158)
<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just clear the line and all is well.
#16368 (442)
<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite?
<MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and shit
#16369 (765)
<esokitty> FUCKING A
<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes
#16371 (327)
*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose)
<Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree
#16372 (1976)
<Cyberllam> I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellant job driving." Then I can cut people off and they won't know what to do.
#16373 (38)
<JtHM> if I had a child I'd do it naturally
<sacarna> out your penix?
<JtHM> it's big enough to handle it I reckon
#16374 (514)
(debaser) i bought a mouse today
(debaser) and it didnt have a ball in it
(debaser) i got a neutered mouse.
#16376 (200)
<BabyDuck> i fucked my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC
<BabyDuck> but I played like 400 games, which would cost $100 at the arcade. I bought the game for $15, so I have saved $85 so far
#16378 (613)
<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i ordered a bud light
<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a cunt
#16379 (1023)
<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO!
<outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off
#16387 (110)
<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;)
#16389 (12)
<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth
#16393 (185)
<kimo> tylenol + advil + a half a shot of JD == an episode of seinfeld, all characters played by your truly
#16396 (364)
<sev0> remember in school?
<sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can?
<sev0> 20 years later, ircops.
<sev0> do the math
#16398 (343)
<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
<bix> exactly.
#16400 (121)
Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit
HolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute shit.
#16401 (806)
<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla
<mltj> yeah.
<stutz> Is that because its green and smells of fish?
<jamey> no, it's because it doesn't really exist
#16406 (686)
<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm the only one, I must be pretty powerful.