#16148 (47)
<Yeo> BEER IS LIQUID BREAD IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
#16150 (339)
<TF-Carbon16> Okies... heres how it works...
<TF-Carbon16> when i first encountered halflife, the deathmatch mod... like hl multiplayer
<TF-Carbon16> i loved it and...
<TF-Carbon16> one day, i was sitting in science class high as a kite
<TF-Carbon16> and, the teacher, was talking about the element carbon, and mentioned that the isatope carbon16 is rare, unstable, and random
<TF-Carbon16> then said sumthin about its halflife
<TF-Carbon16> and i was like half life, rare and unstable... sounds like me
<TFr-c0k3> thats a lot of shit for a name man
<TFr-c0k3> i got mine from looking at a coke can on my desk ;)
#16151 (82)
* Amrik slaps Morfans around a bit with a large trout
<Marvin|> I don't think he'll notice you more just because you do that.
<Amrik> well it makes me feel better
#16173 (180)
*** Topic of #3fs: How to determine how many people are idling in #3fs channel. Take the total number of chatters and multiply by one.
*** Set by Ziggurat!Hipnotoad@xtreme9-126.aci.on.ca 1061 minutes ago
#16174 (46)
<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc?
<Statto> it auto bans aol
<Statto> which is racist
<munk> hahaha
#16175 (262)
<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees
<KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise
#16177 (147)
<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service
* Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked by the STFU op insult detector)
#16180 (373)
<WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs
<Cowboy_LapDog> is "sit on my face" part of that?
<Cowboy_LapDog> hmmn
<Tankd> I was tryin to decode that too.
<WSBN-DannyBoy> STFU YSMFs
<WSBN-DannyBoy> Monkey is part of it
<Cowboy_LapDog> sit the fuck on my and your faces?
<Cowboy_LapDog> you sick monkey fucks?
<Cowboy_LapDog> sexy monkey fuckers?
<Cowboy_LapDog> wait i have one
<Cowboy_LapDog> FYYFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFF !@# FFF
<Cowboy_LapDog> "fuck" is a part of it
#16188 (290)
<wof> does anyone really use emacs?
<Pills> my wife used to
<wof> really?
<wof> what'd she do?
<Pills> she... edited files? :)
#16194 (143)
<Read^Tired>: u just like sucking ur own dick
<Rayor>: is it that obvious?
#16195 (724)
<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude
<@NitroX> no way, not nuke
<*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck
#16196 (437)
<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer?
#16204 (350)
<jamez5> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
*** jamez5 was kicked by guard (-< Auto kick, three strikes and you'r out. >-)
*** jamez5 has joined #****
<lilskater3> wtf?
* jamez5 kick this damn excursion script non stop in the balls
<Jp2`> it kicks on characters like that
<doktersteve> oh
<jamez5> anyone know how i get that disabled?
<lilskater3> nope
<Jp2`> in the kiddie script options, uncheck gay.
#16230 (289)
([m1]) teresa do you remember what i told you about the playground mentality of guys?
(resa) playground?
(resa) they only think about sex?
([m1]) no teresa
([m1]) that boys in elementary school would pick on girls they like
(Mog2) i'd hate to know how teresa connected the playground to thinking about sex
#16231 (166)
(StanLee) I'm tired of working today.
(neruaL) me too
(neruaL) actually not really
(neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet
(neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone
(neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer
#16232 (241)
<[m1]> sup sluts
<ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit
<[m1]> haha dude
<[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D
<[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd
<ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying
<ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away
<ian_> and all that rot
<[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris?
#16234 (28)
<@aba> plz call me alexander the great
<@aba> =[
<@ditz> hahahah
<@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D
<@aba> yes
<@aba> i am going to conquer the internet
<@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux
#16237 (573)
<MadHack-> i net 4200
<MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66
<MadHack-> give or take
<MadHack-> quite the beastly salary
<MadHack-> 666 666 :(
<MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically
* MadHack- saves his soul through rounding
#16238 (83)
<sup-yo> sporting the zima
<kaleido> when i was 19
<kaleido> and desperate to drink
<sup-yo> HAHA
<sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl
<sup-yo> you're so gay
<kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good
<kaleido> so i tried it
<kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow all over me
<kaleido> and dyed my hand red :(
#16245 (186)
<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song'  together,  after i laugh
<jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my bitch
#16247 (598)
<teresa> how is your meeting
<msd> well
<msd> we got off topic
<msd> and everyone is now looking at porn
#16248 (385)
(jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots
(jbk) and that calls for a celebration :)
(_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence
#16251 (192)
<aba> i was just in detroit
<jasn> congratulations.
<aba> some black man next to me in his car kept flicking his nose
<aba> i rolled down my window and told him i dont have any cocaine
#16252 (269)
<mrfrosty> From: webmaster@P0PMAILER.ORG
<mrfrosty> Subject: Learn the secrets of the rich!
<mrfrosty> [-- Error: unexpected end of file! --]
<mrfrosty> he's a tosser
<mrfrosty> i had the secrets of the rich in my grasp
<mrfrosty> i feel like a shakespearean tragedy
<mrfrosty> actually it's jsut these tights
<mrfrosty> and this shoulder length wig
<mrfrosty> and nothing to do with the injustices perpetuated upon me by WEBMASTER@P0PMAILER.ORG
<mrfrosty> (who shall be known as cunt from this moment forth)
#16253 (345)
(neruaL) my mom's computer
(neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some seductive male voice