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#35 (220)

<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done

#36 (1653)

<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?

#37 (2195)

<iln> cd earlyteen

#38 (4297)

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.

#39 (3163)

<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf

#40 (-27)

<WiLD_> my lele is at attention

#41 (2347)

<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS

#43 (5291)

<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.

#44 (862)

<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'

#45 (363)

<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.

#46 (-20)

<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes

#47 (2441)

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon

#48 (1266)

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long

#49 (2153)

<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something
<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith

#50 (170)

<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..

#51 (1055)

<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is

#52 (6388)

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

#54 (1275)

<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?

#55 (3943)

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off

#56 (1320)

<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich

#57 (-157)

<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something

#58 (1639)

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...

#59 (987)

<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car

#61 (1345)

<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
<Guilty> The white trash chip

#63 (3508)

<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet