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(209)<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain! #8997
(179)<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want.. <EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls ) <ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.< #9006
(314)<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from hogan's heroes into a mentos commercial. #9008
(196)<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned <pembroke> what title did you ask for? <mrfy> software zymurgist <mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case." #9015
(311)<ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace enviroment like fresh paint fumes. <ruumis> I am in flavor country. #9019
(-77)<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry <hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did #9022
(34)<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic <neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic either #9026
(170)<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore like that #9027
(726)<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic #9031
(575)<DJTodd> My sister in law once asked me if it counted as sex if she fucked some guy but didn't kiss him. <DJTodd> She's a real brain. #9034
(370)<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick? <ggeyton_hewitt> <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room <ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub? <ggeyton_hewitt> it's funny cos it's true <Syncope> lol <Syncope> very true <Syncope> :/ <ggeyton_hewitt> `deop <Syncope> `deop #9036
(1376)<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling? <LarsC> wrestling. <Amoeba> Wrestling. <jt`> wrestling. <[prone]> wrestling. #9038
(185)ilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some people can't do that... MistrE: calc is nearly rocket science CuriosCat can do rocket science CuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc CuriosCat: caalculus #9041
(1240)<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs <phatmike> why is that? <Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein. <Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis. #9043
(332)<Dayv> I was also raised by women. <Dayv> Soft mother and wire mother, to be specific. <Dayv> I chose wire mother. #9045
(518)<DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB got a mission. #9057
(338)The-ill-man- *beat kicks in* yo yo you know i be somkein some grass, tappin some ass, while rippin on bowls, and hittin on hoes -cyanide- ur smoking weed while fucking girls while smoking weed while trying to pick up girls.. nice rap.. #9070
(361)<piccchic4ever> oh boy <piccchic4ever> listen to some of the email's i got today <piccchic4ever> Lose weight with hypnosis!! <piccchic4ever> Get FREE Condoms, Lube, T-shirts and more! <piccchic4ever> why is tshirts in that sentence? <GoalMstr22> haha <GoalMstr22> to wipe yourself with #9076
(289)<+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the week I can't spend time with the woman. <+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one #9080
(261)<Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java developers <st0w> yeah <st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing.... <st0w> JAVA SUCKS <Umbillical_ED>y u say dat? <st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right? <st0w> and there was this horse <st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock <st0w> and I looked underneath it <st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth #9081
(7135)Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety. Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar. Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin. Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR. Pirate: Avast! Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow! Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east. Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off. Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound. #9082
(50)<sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?> <sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago.... <jorn> no drinks yet <jorn> :( <jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur #9083
(170)<[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n <[-FeC-]Ca53y> :) <PasTe> nice <[-FeC-]sKratch> lol <[-FeC-]Ca53y> hell yeah <[-FeC-]sKratch> special features: see from the camera in the guy's urethra <PasTe> lol <[-FeC-]Ca53y> nice <[-FeC-]sKratch> and see from the camera in the other guy's ass #9085
(149)<pure_sin> oi! <pure_sin> i nearly had a heart attack this morning:/ <pure_sin> i thought my computer died on me:~( <st0w> wow... I'd hate to see what happens when your vibrator batteries die #9091
(161)<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride... <Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people... <Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...