#8339 (771)
<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all of us to jack of right there in front of them.
<Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it...
<Hitokoei> For $30 each.
<Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off funny.
#8343 (328)
Valvados (~Draco@12.21.190.1957) is now known as Valv|Nekkid
<Valv|Nekkid> My roommate is giving me the strangest look.
#8347 (172)
<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation
#8349 (366)
<Hito> This girl at school asked me a really wierd question today.
<Hito> "What's the best ecperience you've ever had while masturbating? Explain why. After, tell me what the worst experience you've had masturbating is, and explain why."
<Jin|Cool> I got that once as an essay question on my SAT.
<Jin|Cool> Mostly why I got a 1200.
#8350 (235)
<Chubbzilla|UC> AVATARS
<Chubbzilla|UC> OMG NO
<Chubbzilla|UC> THEY WILL USE UP MY UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH
<Boko> ok
<Boko> i'll turn them off then
#8351 (410)
<LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome ass
#8353 (220)
<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit yourself.
<melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is moving!" happy? O_o
#8354 (159)
<Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in jail =P
<Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing.
#8356 (139)
<Nev|Away> When did I pick on you, you ugly little horrible turd?
<Nev|Away> Give me your lunch money.
#8357 (182)
<Allen_Schezar> Poptarts is kinda like Popstars but with much more punch, flavor and, oh yeah, sex appeal and intelligence :D
#8359 (566)
<Tantalus|RO> No one can resist hot monkey sex
<Tovart> Except hot monkey females with a headache.
#8361 (29)
Quits: The_Rinoa (Local kill by Wilko (one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, and if the big fat chanwhore, was accidentally anally brutalised by a /kill, there'd be 0 fat chanwhores sitting on #ffonline. BOOYA!))
#8362 (809)
<TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
<Naoki> type /nick yournick
*** TTX is now known as yournick
#8363 (606)
<JinBOT2000> beware
<JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
<JinBOT2000> <")3
<JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN
<JinBOT2000> IN ASCII
<JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?
#8364 (459)
<dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall asleep
<Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy
<Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH
#8367 (144)
<AsylumXKP> WTF?
<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel
#8368 (390)
* Valvados pulls out a random Indiana joke
<Valvados> HEY
<Valvados> Why doesn't Kentucky slide into Tennessee?
<Valvados> BECAUSE INDIANA SUCKS
#8369 (472)
<Shuichi> but i'm an optimist
<Slick_Wil> so glass half full then?
<Shuichi> are you implying i have a drinking problem Slick_Wil?
#8370 (13)
<Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE FUCKTARDS FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO FUCK OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya."
#8371 (251)
<Jin|ForSale> I HAVE NO USE FOR MONEY
<Jin|ForSale> (unless it is a lot)
#8372 (253)
<Hito> Golden showers, fecal, fisting, bondage, S&M, cock-pumping, beastiality, dead people, babies, women, children, men, stuffed animals, trees, etc.
<Chubbzilla> ¤¦Hito¦¤ nice weekend planned
#8373 (813)
<leena> has anyone heard of the lord of the rings
<Serge_of_Aruni> NO, WHAT IS THAT?
<Serge_of_Aruni> IS THAT SOME CARNIVAL GAME?
<Serge_of_Aruni> WITH BOTTLES AND HOOPS?
#8374 (230)
<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi ownz me
<Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ?
<Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON
<Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT
#8375 (243)
<AsylumXKP> Yeah no advertising. (This message was brought to by ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME!)
#8376 (570)
<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower
<Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot
<Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment