#7877 (487)
<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though, because He had eaten my predecessor alive.
#7881 (207)
<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang
<pk|notbusy> oh but it does, u knoew. Women go wild for a man with more than 5 obsolete Aplles
<pk|notbusy> they think, like "Cool, he must be a AUTHOR or publisher, maybve he'll make me a webasite for all my dog paintings...."
#7883 (456)
<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota?
<Alaric> death by pineapple
<djrm> ooo err
#7884 (172)
<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something
<cHIKa`> I do pig hunt
<cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days
#7885 (1590)
<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you
#7886 (110)
<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o vodka.
<Grimace> I think I had goon and powerade ... ultra blue puke.
<FiremanSam> fluro pukes own
<FiremanSam> i did a bright green one after a cocktails
<Veggie> i did a red spew once.. but that as cocktail related and not blood so I'm happy
<zer0> I once had a mate drink piss from a gatorade bottle (By accident) and spew it back up.....thats like piss and spew in one!!!
<Grimace> wtf............
#7887 (56)
<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon
#7888 (208)
<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it!
<Bung-Eye> i was pissed as a cunt
<Bung-Eye> it didn't work though
<Bung-Eye> cos i ended up sayin it to a guy :/
#7889 (297)
<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg  <- fodder :p
<Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit
<rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a community always means something. :)  Thanks fodder
#7890 (73)
<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE
<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :)
#7891 (164)
<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
<Fodz> indeed
<Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
<Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
<Fodz> pffft
<Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
<rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does
#7892 (63)
<schteve> let´s see how many that want to offer me a penis enlagement today
<schteve> in other words, i am gonna check my mail
#7893 (431)
<+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs??
<@pain> try www.google.com
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<@pain> lol, nice script
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<+iNzpekth|buzy> hey pain, i didnt find ftp from www.google.com, which link is it?
* pain cries
#7898 (249)
<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die
<paniq> i dont have to
<paniq> i have won in a lottery for immortality
<wayfinder> i thought you've won a key fob?
<jco> an immortal key fob
#7900 (116)
<@LoneWo|f> once the divorce is final...i'm getting snipped...and if spermicide didn't taste so bad...i'd kiss condoms goodbye!
#7901 (266)
* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"'
#7902 (480)
<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?
<Ouro[420]> I know
<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
<Ouro[420]> Yeah
<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
<Ouro[420]> Like type
<Ouro[420]> And think
<Affe> exvatcyL!
#7903 (37)
<S|Foo2rama> Don't make me go GTA III on your ass
#7908 (280)
<@dum|work> he's actually quite likeable in RL
<@dum|work> its just when he gets behind an irc session he becomes Bitter-man
<@dum|work> a strange visitor from another planet, zapping the denizens of IRC with his Bittero rays
<@acme> he's got a Bitter-man cape and tights and everything
<@dum|work> the tights are just a recreational thing
#7909 (-34)
<cain> farting in bed
<cain> with your gf next to you
<cain> then holding her head under the covers
<cain> yah baby yah!
#7912 (188)
<HeadSoft> hehe amazing what a kinda catchy tune and a ridiculous plot and some photoshop edited pics and too many chat room addicts with nothing better to do... can do to make something like a pop culture fad out of "all your base"
#7913 (318)
<norsende> º dj aligator project - Water In The Ocean º
<roskkouro> water in the ocean. what a stupid, obvious fucking sentance!
<roskkouro> IF THERE WERE NO WATER IN THE OCEAN! THERE WOULD'NT BE NO
OCEAN! EINSTEIN!
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: hey, he's iranian
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: besides, on triton you have oceans of methane
<roskkouro> quoz: bitch
#7917 (180)
<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys
<Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares
<DJ_Dave> heh
<DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole
#7918 (326)
<Thru^Me^Cool> you don't know cool until you've played the tuba!!
#7923 (66)
<VaeShir> i admit to it.. you caught me red handed looking for sex