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(335)<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format #7525
(250)<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix #7526
(272)<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you <yunicus> yer a dear heart <yunicus> really <yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men #7527
(332)<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married. #7529
(83)<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my clit #7530
(151)<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a lightshow #7532
(165)<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more #7533
(43)<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup #7535
(260)<orb06> something red and semi-opaque <orb06> said it was "stool softener" <orb06> Im like wtf <orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am <orb06> and left without it <orb06> no pain no gain <orb06> thats what I say #7536
(76)<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want #7539
(738)< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter" #7540
(263)< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing #7541
(221)< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!?? < Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :) #7542
(20)< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads? < Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen. < Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag on cum club at yahoo? #7543
(94)< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to remove it < anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :) < Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something. :) #7544
(185)< telex > i love god < Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and you "worship" it with a broom handle. #7545
(250)< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :) < annie > yeah < Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight. #7547
(290)[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter [Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend #7549
(1176)[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out #7552
(46)[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick instead of me having to show them all the time #7553
(156)[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me. #7554
(32)[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils #7555
(40)[anakin] man i love microsoft visio [Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :) [anakin] what question did you have? [Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc? [Bayls] is it visio enterprise? [anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet [anakin] na i only have professional [Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :) [anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too [Bayls] sensational! [annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;) [anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh [Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it. #7556
(182)<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick launch <mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up #7557
(184)[NissanKin] I have my skyline for sale... [NissanKin] $20k [NissanKin] R30 [NissanKin] fastest in Oz [Bayls] Actually the 1994 Holden Apollo is the fastest production car ever produced in the unierse. [NissanKin] i have 323kw at the whels [Bayls] Yeah? I have a digital thermometer.