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#7384 (150)

<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive
<Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2
<Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P

#7386 (143)

<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in my hands...

#7391 (505)

<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died.
<Kaff> he died of lung cancer.
<Kaff> which just proves that getting a coq up the date will kill you in mysterious ways.
<Dane> kaff: no. you just misunderstood when the report said that he'd had too many fags.
<Kaff> haha

#7392 (834)

<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed
<Dane> and he was looking like spewing
<Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule
<Tippytoes> which is?
<Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it up"
<KKKBitch> heh
<Dane> and he looked in his pocket
<Dane> and goes
<Dane> "I can cover that"
<Dane> "lets go get curry"

#7395 (86)

<@BondAway> i better get to work
<@IceWizard> heh
<@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine
<@BondAway> and then drive me home

#7408 (202)

*** Radz has quit IRC (Quit: Pure | Bitches | No, Fuck You)
* KeeperS tries to make sense of Radz's quit message

#7412 (371)

<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"

#7418 (419)

<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat in a wheel

#7419 (628)

<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.

#7420 (301)

<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today
<A|exander> you just did.
<firebrand> fuck you ;)

#7421 (216)

<WargasM> i like chocolate
<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies
<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right

#7422 (533)

#7423 (321)

<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says something to you and you all of a sudden see YOU FRAGGED SOANDSO about their head?

#7425 (336)

<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways
<stx-suicidal> werd
<stx-suicidal> inches are gay
<puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick

#7426 (516)

<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> =]
<glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes

#7427 (731)

<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think
<xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done.

#7428 (449)

<Phuser> my fan club has a member
<Phuser> my member has a fan club

#7429 (252)

<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock

#7431 (1044)

*** MathAngel has left #vancouver
<Phuser> math angel?
<bv3> wtf is a math angel
<Phuser> that is the worst nick i've ever seen
*** Phuser is now known as SocialStudiesWizard
<SocialStudiesWizard> i damn thee

#7432 (789)

<Orz> How old are you jennjenn?
<Orz> 12 right?
<jennjenn> 12??
<Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.
<Orz> Idiot.

#7433 (414)

<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down.
<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.
<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.
* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...
<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...
<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"

#7435 (527)

<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it.
<Owyn> THat's not a good thing.
<Phuser> keep the chat running man JUST KEEP THE CHAT RUNNING!
*** Owyn has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Phuser> damn
* Phuser throws his hands in the air
<Phuser> WHY GOD, WHY?!

#7436 (313)

<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks?
<Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks

#7437 (157)

<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex
<SantaClaws> i'll stick with the bitches part, thanks
<Loc-Dog> SantaClaws: sweet! ahmed's ass was getting loose anyway
<Loc-Dog> a: you no longer have to play the bitches part.... SantaClaws volunteered
*** SantaClaws curses not thinking before he speaks

#7439 (215)

<Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here
<PuffTheMagickBongPipe> ova.. something Alpino's sperm will NEVER see