#7280 (585)
( Lev       ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a billion microsoft blue-screens
#7282 (636)
( Fuzzy     ) i love the internet
( Fuzzy     ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is
( Fuzzy     ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going to get me laid tonight
( Fuzzy     ) thoroughly laid
( `46and2   ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n
#7283 (376)
( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health
( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)
( Fuzzy     ) you need to pay more attention at school
#7284 (434)
( Fuzzy     ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc
( Fuzzy     ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs"
#7285 (535)
( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-
( Khorne-   ) fmita?
( Khorne-   ) whats fmita short for? =)
( Khorne-   ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p
( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it
( Fuzzy     ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it?
#7286 (277)
( Comatose  ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chino     ) play dough is too salty
( Comatose  ) but its not as crunchy as crayons
#7288 (674)
<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night
<PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick
<PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her
<PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird
<PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too
<PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot pee
<PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took of this girl on his campus he wants to be with
<Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish
<gridbug> Yep.
<PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish.
<PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit
<PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her
#7291 (330)
<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked
<Iced> it must be that
<NepCHooN> ide cable?
<NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive?
<NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!!
#7292 (236)
<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car
<bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to
<bytraper> they really make the car
<bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres
<Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :)
#7293 (190)
<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then you sit a while longer  and the urge goes away so you call her to bring you beer
#7294 (867)
<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think
<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running
<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...
#7297 (43)
<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again :)
<OutLore> hehe
<OutLore> agreed
<bytraper> hahahaha
<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed
#7299 (153)
<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok
<Lord-Data> lol
<Lord-Data> till you find the penis
#7300 (289)
<bytraper> well.. you know what they say
<bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you make it home, your a fuckin legend
#7301 (248)
<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted
<EvilMonkey> ...
<DrWoody> Started on FIRE?
<MI-Edam> no, exploded
<MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something
<DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH
<EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex!
<Suzie> your missing out
<EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode?
<EvilMonkey> no thanks
#7302 (439)
<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet
<Tolkan> im smark...
<Tolkan> smart.
#7304 (163)
<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day
<@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D
<@Giess> We got ours a barbecue.
#7308 (248)
<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage
<DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding...
<DarkImportGrey> but it's close
<DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping
<DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win
#7309 (245)
<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :)
<Knight> it's horses you twat.. horses
#7312 (313)
<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets!
#7316 (65)
<alisia> I'm fat
<dave> you're not fat you fat ass
#7318 (66)
<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now
#7322 (285)
<chris> Spit or Swallow?
<holly> both, I spit and let you swallow
#7323 (513)
<Kisa> Don&#8217;t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers.  For some reason I always try telekinesis.
<Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind.
<Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid.
<Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that?
<Kojedub> Yeah.
<Kojedub> I feel really stupid too.
* Kisa feels glad that he is not alone
<Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis.
<Kojedub> Just, you know.
<Kojedub> Stupid.
#7326 (164)
<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it