#6986 (376)
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
#6987 (186)
<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user
#6992 (252)
<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller
<warptail> like my wang.
#6994 (651)
<mgod> weights 300 or something
<mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem
<bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids
#6996 (243)
<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies
#6998 (239)
<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday
#7000 (217)
<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky
<evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...
<Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.
<evenpar123> Lead bubble?
<Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool.
<evenpar123> Where would you get gas?
<Slant> You could use the rain.
<evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?
<mightyflo> use aol
#7001 (277)
<LizziBabe> Kiri!  I got something you just *gotta* have!
<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?
#7004 (176)
<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash.
<@drini> kill him
<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
<@drini> as often
#7005 (227)
<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease
<K`shandra> oh - you follow through.  Okay. ;-)
#7009 (50)
<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something?
#7010 (65)
<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason
#7013 (525)
<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars
#7017 (250)
<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
#7018 (122)
Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set by Ac3d
<Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk
#7021 (138)
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones
#7022 (613)
<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom
#7023 (225)
<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
#7025 (289)
<skychic> how do you exit channels?
<anarch> use /quit
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<anarch> heheh
*** skychic has joined #lummies
<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter
<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies
<skychic> cheers!
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)
#7026 (279)
<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file?
<zorack> hehe
<avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download
#7027 (59)
<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization
<rb> weird
<JtHM> heh
<JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS
<rb> hahahaha
#7028 (743)
<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all.
<The_Tick> Over and under shotgun.  Three throwing knives.  The ability to hide.
<Rain> yeah, seriously.
<Rain> The_tick - Huh?
<The_Tick> That's all you need.
<The_Tick> And it's cheeeep.
<Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of propellant instead of casings.  It was designed to overcome the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while firing in bursts
<Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and no recoil until the third round has left the barrel
<Pander> Tick:  That won't kill a velociraptor.
<The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I had one.
<Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?"
#7030 (300)
<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should _____________?"
<Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"
#7031 (469)
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING
<Somebob> Can I have some?
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no.  this is my own personal stock.
#7033 (198)
<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?"
<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important?
<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?
<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!