#6566 (108)
<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do
<goatbustar> turn the other cheek
#6567 (-164)
(ubergash): i swear to jebus if one more fucking nigger uses the word jew or kyke or the, I'll shank you all
#6569 (262)
<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now
<barkode> did you get a new lamp?
#6571 (542)
<felix> eek
<skrike> felix just screamed like a girl
<felix> no, I said "eek"
<skrike> girls say "eek"
<skrike> YOU GIRL
<oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH"
#6572 (515)
(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men
#6575 (266)
<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY!
#6576 (53)
<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone
#6578 (200)
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can
#6590 (452)
<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you switch to adsl?
<continuum> first sex, first drugs, first drink... don't think any compare to watching 12Mb d/l in like a second or two
#6592 (71)
<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo
<montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes
#6596 (57)
<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit
#6601 (308)
Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max>  Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really?
#6605 (147)
<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO
<RB> ..
<RB> I do not understand
<Philgone> oh dear
* Philgone motions leeda to the private window
#6607 (454)
<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo?
<Greebo> 'cos i like masturbating, niffin.
#6611 (206)
<@meiso> he was trying to secure his server and made the root filesystem un-writeable
#6612 (113)
<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec.
<@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps
#6613 (325)
<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes
<@arftron> serious
<@meiso> wtf she is sexy
<@meiso> her beard is pure ripe for stroking
#6615 (411)
<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C
<@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when I take em from behind
#6616 (468)
<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it
<@Jon^D> and I'm not a loser
#6618 (806)
<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of them to make sure there weren't any duplicates then sort
<Jon^D> I wrote a nasty perl script to get it donw
<Jon^D> and it didn't work very well
<skank> cat quote*.txt |sort |uniq
#6619 (252)
<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav
<Jon^D> he's my hero
<Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind
<arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now
<Jon^D> I wish I was gay
#6622 (618)
<ScottO> How was your interview, meta?
<nietmeta> it's on monday
<nietmeta> i gotta wait!
<ScottO> How will it be, then?
<nietmeta> it will be awsome
<ScottO> Congrats, then.
#6625 (179)
<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x?
<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer
<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically
#6626 (483)
<BrantB> OMG!
<CecilPL> what?
<BrantB> I just used an acronym for Oh My God for the first time ever
#6627 (374)
<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it