#6460 (10873)
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
#6461 (294)
<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour
#6464 (677)
<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass
<chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen
<chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6"
<chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE"
#6469 (119)
<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue
#6472 (307)
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
#6473 (592)
<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise
#6478 (262)
<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward
#6480 (1212)
<axel026> i need help please
<^cell^> do you have an appointment?
<axel026> im french
<^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder
#6481 (172)
<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite
#6482 (978)
<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
#6483 (390)
<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
<dj_ak> then i licked my eye
<splifs> women must love you
#6484 (175)
<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can
<luna> imagine it!
<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall
<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.
#6485 (26)
<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
#6486 (293)
<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?
<AaronSw> not to have sex with him?
#6488 (146)
<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex
#6490 (264)
<Ashen> fucking hell
<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant
#6491 (581)
<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens.  Find out if your child is one of them at 11."
#6492 (210)
<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation?
#6493 (473)
<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*
#6498 (207)
[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'
#6500 (368)
-^cell^- how fast is your processor?
«tylor» 56k
#6501 (1123)
<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people
#6505 (264)
<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class
during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going
to get a real job?"
#6508 (-18)
[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now
[1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx)
#6511 (1410)
<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command
<monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the keyboard to hold the button down
<monami> and go have coffee
<monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more efficient and productive employee than i am