#6219 (319)
<Twister> vim is great, but I honestly need an editor that can delete lines.
#6225 (237)
<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me
#6228 (2001)
<TotAffen> On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm so drunk.
#6229 (683)
<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out in a pool of my own saliva.
#6232 (375)
* bago wants cex;
<BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how to spell it
#6236 (47)
<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch
#6239 (221)
<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy.
#6242 (263)
<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina
#6243 (377)
<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
<`Brianne> oops wrong channel
#6246 (435)
* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the Kingdom of Fuck.
#6247 (459)
<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head.
#6248 (64)
<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"
#6256 (71)
<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me
#6259 (240)
<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs
#6266 (889)
<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing
#6267 (745)
<nhoj> dont dis on aol
<nhoj> they put the whole internet on a cd
#6270 (255)
<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor
<pipedream> but it was a "statement"
#6274 (642)
<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small
#6277 (500)
<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd.  It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip
#6281 (460)
<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus
#6282 (585)
<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to normal...
#6291 (201)
<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs has nice abs
#6300 (68)
<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty
<stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my coiffure
#6301 (328)
<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
<rewben> it even w0rkz
<m0f73> @)!!!!!
<m0f73> theres no h in w00t
#6308 (150)
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target.
<GRAYwolf> We've got...  Uhm...  A bowling alley, out in Cambridge?
<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes.
<GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.